What shouldn't you do in France?
Why you should never go to France!
1. France is really not beautiful.
2. First and foremost French architecture.
3. Look at that one. Who would ever want to live there?
4. The gardens look even more terrible.
Versailles Garden, Versailles Palace.
5. Going out is super boring.
6. The food is awful.
7. The landscape looks terrible.
8. The cheese is disgusting.
9. Likewise the wine.
Chateau Montrose, Saint Estèphe. French wine.
10. Pastries. Pooh!
11. The animal world is by no means unique.
Ibex, French Alps.
12. Looking at the landscapes is a waste of time.
13. Everything is boring, actually.
Gorges du Verdon.
14. Just sad.
Aubert Lake, French Pyrenees.
15. It's ugly like the night.
Mont Saint Michel.
16. There are no breathtaking places at all.
Auvergne volcanic chain.
17. A single flat land.
18. The coastline is paved with hotel complexes for tourists.
The bay of Marseille.
19. There is zero historical past.
20. There are no sporting events.
Roland Garros, French Open.
21. Sport is really a foreign word in this country.
Tour de France, cycling race.
22. And when they win, the French have no idea how to party.
FIFA World Cup, 1998.
23. The small towns are nothing short of horror.
24. This one in particular.
25. It can get worse: big cities.
Place du Capitole, Toulouse.
26. Look carefully, really bad.
Miroir d'eau, Bordeaux.
27. Nothing special.
Place de l'étoile, Paris.
28. Really nothing special.
Place des Vosges, Paris.
29. It's really not worth going to France .. Why should anyone ever do it?
Eiffel Tower, Paris.
Indeed it is France is a beautiful country! And if you haven't been there yet, it's definitely time to do it!
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