What shouldn't you do in France?

Why you should never go to France!

1. France is really not beautiful.

Paris.

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2. First and foremost French architecture.

Chantilly Castle.

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3. Look at that one. Who would ever want to live there?

Chenonceau Castle.

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4. The gardens look even more terrible.

Versailles Garden, Versailles Palace.

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5. Going out is super boring.

Bayonne Feria.

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6. The food is awful.

French kitchen.

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7. The landscape looks terrible.

Carcassonne Castle.

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8. The cheese is disgusting.

French cheese.

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9. Likewise the wine.

Chateau Montrose, Saint Est├Ęphe. French wine.

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10. Pastries. Pooh!

French pastries.

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11. The animal world is by no means unique.

Ibex, French Alps.

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12. Looking at the landscapes is a waste of time.

Etretat cliffs.

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13. Everything is boring, actually.

Gorges du Verdon.

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14. Just sad.

Aubert Lake, French Pyrenees.

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15. It's ugly like the night.

Mont Saint Michel.

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16. There are no breathtaking places at all.

Auvergne volcanic chain.

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17. A single flat land.

Pyla dune.

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18. The coastline is paved with hotel complexes for tourists.

The bay of Marseille.

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19. There is zero historical past.

Reims Cathedral.

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20. There are no sporting events.

Roland Garros, French Open.

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21. Sport is really a foreign word in this country.

Tour de France, cycling race.

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22. And when they win, the French have no idea how to party.

FIFA World Cup, 1998.

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23. The small towns are nothing short of horror.

Bonifacio.

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24. This one in particular.

Collonges-la-Rouge.

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25. It can get worse: big cities.

Place du Capitole, Toulouse.

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26. Look carefully, really bad.

Miroir d'eau, Bordeaux.

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27. Nothing special.

Place de l'├ętoile, Paris.

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28. Really nothing special.

Place des Vosges, Paris.

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29. It's really not worth going to France .. Why should anyone ever do it?

Eiffel Tower, Paris.

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Indeed it is France is a beautiful country! And if you haven't been there yet, it's definitely time to do it!


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